Crusty-Wiwuh's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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Instructions:

1)Get into the .FLA
2) Click File>Export>Export Movie
3) Choose export to SWF
4) When the Export Flash Player window comes up Click "Set" where it says "Audio Event" and put it on 24kbps and click the "Convert stereo to mono" Box.
5) On NG go to "Edit this submission" and replace this file with the new one.

sams11 responds:

I will do that at some point. I did have a mess around with compressing but in hte end couldnt be bothered. Thanks for easy instructions =)

[luigis boo trouble]

Very nice

that was funny and well animated. The only thing that let it down was the ending. It ended very abruptly and made the movie feel unfinished. The music should hav changed to something happy after he threw the thing down the hole and I'm sure there's a sprite of luigy doing a victory dance or something. If you want you could try and put an ending on the end and update the file quickly.

[[CC] The Power Plant]

If only all your movies were of this quality

I repect you as a flash artist, but I don't really like the way you spam the portal. Sure it's funny to submit a few joke entries and laugh at the people who take it too seriously, but I think you and others like you are taking it a bit far... doesn't it ever get boring? It's pretty dumb how some of your submissions get close to 4.0/5, and yet your batting average is only 0.4 higher than mine.

TruffleClock responds:

Does it hurt you in any way? No.

Why do you care its none of your business

[-MASS- PARODY!!!1!1 kthnx]

Dissapointing

This flash was lacking. The only Piclownjew was in the preloader and there wasn't really any decent graphics or animation. The humor was pretty futile too. Pl0x try harder.

[Burnt Face Man 2]

I don't smell of vinegar you big prick!

Chips and chithers

[The Piclownjew Crew]

aww...

I love Piclownjew, but the one that was actually meant to be Piclownjew looked nothing like how I think Piclownjew is meant to look. For that reason this Flash dissapointed me.

Piclownjews responds:

BEANS

[that short beating]

Portal rules

"Do not post a "demo" that has no functionality. If you have a decent demo to post, then you should consider posting them to the Alphas section. If we catch you with multiple entries in the Portal such as "Crap Movie V0.3" then "Crap Movie V0.5", we will delete them because they are annoying."

Rename the previous versions of this movie "DELETEPP001" so that Wade will delete them if he sees them, that way you will have only the final version of the movie and will be in compliance with portal rules.

pumpkinlover responds:

thank you, i have taken your advice in to account, thank you for the warning.

[Channel 7 News]

ha

It's pretty good, but the lip syncing was pretty poor. work on lip syncing. It was also very long, which you would think was a good thing, but I think alot of people are losing interest after a while. I guess it's just not funny enough. In my opinion it would have been better to draw and animate the backgrounds of the live report thingies instead of having photos/videos. I know you were probably trying to make it cheesy but most people appreciate it more if you actaully work on stuff harder. Primarily, practice lip syncing.

FlashesOfBrilliance responds:

Thanks for the awesome detailed/fair review. I'll be sure to work on lip synching next time (that goes for everybody else that mentioned that too).

[Akward Chickens_]

Stolen???

This was submitted a few days ago by an author called fredthefrog, it was flagged. Im guessing fredthefrog stole it, and Im guessing you did too. Its a great lil cartoon though.

[Gost Travels: Asshole]

Cheating the potal

Seeing as the only thing that was actually made for this submission was the innapropriate random ass penetration at the end I think this is unfair on authors who try hard to make a movie that will pass judgement when you just take group intros and put crap at the end of them. Group intros should be banned from the portal. Another way of looking at this is that it doesnt really hurt anyone, Newgrounds has no shortage of web space or bandwidth and it doesn't really matter that you're flodding the portal with crap. It would be nice if you didn't though; just have some respect.

rexCo responds:

one of the admin's wife has a massive cock, guess who?